10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!