10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.