10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)