10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson