10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.