10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.