10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer