10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.