10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.