10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from