10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)