10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-