10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"