10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.