10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986