10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders