10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.