10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves