10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus