10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.