10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22