10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'