10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."