10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"