10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event