10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."