10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for loners.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear