10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"