10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright