10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine