10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders