10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright