10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.