10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.