10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph