10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)