10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- It's Free To Fold...
- "No river, no fish."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha