10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.