10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet