10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "No river, no fish."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph