10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.