10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Why not, when some because there are three.