10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson