10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.