10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.