10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!