10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
Fold and live to fold again
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln