10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• It's Free To Fold...