10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.