10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves